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All 6 movie Reviews


Snaily Gump Snaily Gump

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like snails

Therefore, I like this movie.



Cigarette Cigarette

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Still a favorite.

I love this so much.



F I S H I N G F I S H I N G

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Pretty... but an incredibly shallow message.

Who's to say we are the superior? We are.

I'll debate any fish you bring to me.

I am a child. A hungry child. A hungry child who's going to Red Lobster.



Power Star 2 Power Star 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great talent....

I relate with Mario, because I too am possessed with booze.

I would have loved to have seen Mario swallowed by a Yoshi and ripped his way out.



Legend without Zelda BOD2 Legend without Zelda BOD2

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Meh.

It was funny. That's about all.
Btw... Link shot his bow backwards.
Fisk it!


RogerregoRRoger responds:

Fisk it?
It was only meant as funny anyway, it's a handmade bow b Link and he was nervous, I want to see you do better.


Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Changed my mind...

That was fucking brilliant... I am NOT a big fan of the clock movies, but that was so well done, it earned a five.