thegiantsnail's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Snaily Gump]

I like snails

Therefore, I like this movie.

[Cigarette]

Still a favorite.

I love this so much.

[F I S H I N G]

Pretty... but an incredibly shallow message.

Who's to say we are the superior? We are.

I'll debate any fish you bring to me.

I am a child. A hungry child. A hungry child who's going to Red Lobster.

[Power Star 2]

Great talent....

I relate with Mario, because I too am possessed with booze.

I would have loved to have seen Mario swallowed by a Yoshi and ripped his way out.

[Legend without Zelda BOD2]

Meh.

It was funny. That's about all.
Btw... Link shot his bow backwards.
Fisk it!

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Fisk it?
It was only meant as funny anyway, it's a handmade bow b Link and he was nervous, I want to see you do better.

[Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a]

Changed my mind...

That was fucking brilliant... I am NOT a big fan of the clock movies, but that was so well done, it earned a five.